Hey dude watch out, don't trip on that....
he already did, landing face down in the little pile of poop close to the side walk
Gloomy, but still I laughed...
oh yes, it was quite funny, picture that person who has been annoying all day, getting a shit piece of their own medicine right in the face
Immediately I was joined by another as we laughed at my dear friend who angrily stood up and made his way to the rest room
"Oh My, that was funny (still giggling), did you see how he fell..... (now turning)"
A Monkey
It was the Monkey who had somehow made a pile of poop right outside his cage
"Ohh you dumb monkey shhhhhh.... (as I tried to hush his incessant laughter)"
Whoo ooh ahhh ahh ohh ahh who ah
He jumped up and down panting like a harassed monkey how had just understood what I said, ofcourse he's a monkey but did he understand me.
Anyway, He further leaned onto the cage barking.. or whatever, and then stopped.. went to the side bar scooped his monkey paws through the dumpings he organised down the outside of his cage, laughed at me and threw......
Having watched a lot of Fast and Furious, I was fast to take a dodge
You missed monkey, have this middle finger to the sky
At this point other tourist were staring at us like were perfroming a show
Whooop ohh ahh ooh ahh ohh ahh
Monkey middle finger into the air too
An f..k you from a Monkey, I guess it's true what they say, Monkey see, Monkey do
Then the monkey started laughing again, thought it was at I until I day my friend approaching
A peculiar experience with a monkey, taught they only stole Banana's and food from people, who knew they threw faeces and made F..k You signs, If only it ended there.
Whenever he would laugh, he did so with both legs up, if that aint Suck my d..k dumb human, I guess it was You're my b..ch
But no, the authorities didn't see that, they were concerned with bundling us out for Monkey harassment
Guess what... the Monkey kept laughing as we were thrown out.
I nominate 
