BEFORE YOU WRITE ME OFF GIVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO PROVE MY WORTHINESS

Okay !!! Thank you. Here is why you would love me:

I AM BLACK

Honey it ain't gonna get any better than this. Even the sun can do me no harm at the moment or even in this life time, so you do not have to bother about a brother getting a sunburn or an unrecognizable tan.

I CAN SMILE

I know this is probably very obvious, but I'll just leave it here for you to remember baby. One thing is so sure. You will never have any dull moments with me.

I HAVE STONG BIG TEETH

You think rats destroy things? Well you never met my brother and I. Now have no fear, I am totally kissable, soon as you get past the picture my teeth gives you when you see me, then we are good. Think about it, I could literarily kill people for you with just one bite. Or better yet just smile them to death.

YOU ARE SINGLE

Ermmmm, I am not sure you have noticed ma'am, but you are .... How do I put it now?

SINGLE
So I am not very sure why you still think you are getting any younger or why you feel you get to choose what type of mouth you want to kiss. Lucky for you I have a forgiving heart and I need a girlfriend.

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SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

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note: if you should say no then I will be forced to take a bite off your lady-like skin and baby trust me when say that rabies will only be a joke when compared to what I'll leave you with.

I nominate @ackza and @tinypaleokitchen to participate in this.

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