Good afternoon or whatever and welcome to another glorious presentation of excellence
@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Him The Fuck Self!
And I got some big news to share with everyone!
I've decided to continue giving head for upvotes! Hooray!
Do I give good head?
I hope you liked it.
As you may or may not know, I've been giving head here for years.
I'm not even shy about it!
I haven't given that dude an official name. It's just Head, for now. Maybe that's a good enough name. Who cares! Right!
I'm personally excited about it because that's the first head of Season Five! While I was away for four months I didn't really get much of a chance to sit down and create.
If you've followed my work here for a long time — all of which is exclusive to STEEM — you'd know all about this massive cast of characters I've managed to create over the years. If I keep going like this, I'm thinking someday the creators of The Simpsons might call me up to say, "Hey man! Slow the fuck down. You're making us look bad."
That probably won't happen.
Anyway. Here! Look! A few of your favorites from last season!
And of course, how could I forget, this cute little baby!
Season four lasted a little over four months and in that time I created well over seventy-five works of art.
For Season Five, I promised myself I said, "Self. You better not burn yourself out this time. Pace yourself, man, and try to calm the fuck down."
So far, so good!
Totally calm!
I gotta go take a big shit now!
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