One day I went to a pharmacy to buy condoms. There were many customers waiting, buying other things, but I couldn't give less fucks. And besides, all the customers waiting were adults, so...
So I asked for the condoms in the same tone of voice you would ask for anything and to my utter shock, every customer turned and looked at me. I thought, well it is alright, perfectly normal to look at the person asking for a condom and then look away, but these customers wouldn't look away, they kept looking at me, until I got the condoms, paid and left. Even after leaving I turned back and I could have sworn those bastards were still looking at me.
Like what the hell, guys? What the genuine hell? I thought we were all adults here. I've been hearing jokes and stories of people who go to buy condoms but when they see customers waiting they keep it cool and wait till all the customers leave before saying what they want. I can't believe these bastards staring at me have proven that those guys who wait have a point. What the original hell?
I got home, moistened up my lady, put on what I'd just bought and as my gaze moved around I looked again because I thought I had just seen those guys from the pharmacy outside my window still staring. What the fuck? What the real life fuck? 🤦♂️
The End
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