I tell you this is Nacho Pizza. Now you get your own pizza. This one is not yours. Don't be touching my pizza.
The kids are pulling on my pants asking me to give them a snack. We have nothing in the house. What should I do? Look around!!
Wow, somehow I have a bag of nachos left. I have a few burrito shells and tomato sauce and Mozzarella cheese. That's enough for a pizza. But wait there is also some random left over pieces of meat.
I use my hands, but make sure you wash your hands well when you crunch those chips.
It might not be much, but it tastes good as long as its crispy.
Make enough that they don't fight over it.
Peace