A middle age woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. During that experience, she saw God and asked if that was it, God said no and explained that she had another 30 years to live .
Upon her recovery, she decided to remain in the hospital so as to have a facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck. She equally had someone change her hair colour and texture. She figured that since she'd got another 30 years, she could as well make the most of it.
She walked out of the hospital after the last operation and was knocked down by an ambulance speeding up the hospital, after which she died.
She arrived in heaven and before God. She asked, "I thought you said I had another 30 years?"". God replied, "sorry, I didn't recognize you. "
@comedyo