Image source Ode to the Duck A Sonnet by memeon My streamline duck, you inspire me to write. I hate the way you cuddle, snort and sting, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about

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Image source Ode to the Ant A Sonnet by memeon My intense ant, you inspire me to write. How I hate the way you hide, swim and walk, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about the

Image source Enough With Your Untidy Dog and Tall Walls Dear Mrs Jones, I have always felt overjoyed living near to you. You are the most stunning neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore, you must

Image source Jenna Barlow suspected something was a little off when her smart mummy tried to smoke her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

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Image source Whilst investigating the death of a local homemaker, a gracious nurse called Chris Jones uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, magic newspaper circulating throughout Canada. As

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Image source Nuclear war has destroyed the world as we know it. The year is 2080. Ireland is a frozen place ruled by merpeople. Once glorious, the Grand Canyon is now rocky. Delightful police officer,

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Image source Ode to the Frog A Sonnet by memeon My springy frog, you inspire me to write. I love the way you drool, drool and cuddle, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about the

Image source Enough With Your Rotten Sound-proofing and Dirty Sound-proofing Dear Mrs Black, I have always felt relieved living near to you. You are the most little neighbour a person could ever meet.

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Image source Whilst investigating the death of a local actor, a noble psychiatrist called Molly Humble uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, silver hawk circulating throughout Kent. As soon

Image source Stick Your Tasteless and Fake Job, Big Man Dear Big Man, I have some news, which I think you will find fake. Over the last year, I have found working for Pugford Rail Service both tasteless

Image source Ode to the Friend A Sonnet by memeon My funny friend, you inspire me to write. How I hate the way you bark, call and eat, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about

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