You know anything about Steemcleaners?
Asked the good lady casually.
My eyes bulged and my stomach clenched in terror as if the lady next door had come knocking to ask for help with her fog-lantern again.
It's all original content. You can't get me, I swear it!?
I burbled out manically.
The good lady gave me an odd look.
What did you say?
I wrestled myself up from my slouching position in the armchair to a more reasonably upright pose where I might be able to defend myself better.
Why? Why you asking? I write all my own stuff, alright?
Was this it? Was I facing the end of my Steemit career? Was I to be crushed under the juggernaut of the Steemcleaners!? And for what, was it because I loved too much??
Well sod that. I wasn't going out without a fight.
I considered my options.
I could power down my whole nearly 40K steempower and go all in on EOS? Maybe buy some RAM or whatever nonsense passed for participation in that community?
Or I could go rogue, Darth Vader style, flagging random people endlessly on a joyless spree of negativity. If I was challenged I could point to Steemcleaners as being my Obi-Wan in the lava pit?
But who would be my Palpatine?
Hmm.
Or I could just sell out and fire my hard earned SP into a random bidbot and cackle madly whilst counting my daily Crypto doubloons?
Yes, that would work. Alright then, that's exactly what I would...
So, I asked you a question and you're just staring into space. Steemcleaners? Remember?
The good lady interrupted my train of thought.
I narrowed my eyes and sniggered.
Alright then, do it. Unleash hell!!
I said, clenching my fist down into a victory pump as if I had just stolen a seal's egg.
Eh? Unleash what? I have a coupon for 25% off steam cleaners on Amazon. I was thinking we could do with one. Should I get it?
I turned my head to the side like a starling eyeing up a worm.
Oh. A Steam Cleaner. Ooooohhh. Right. Eh, yeah. Go on then.
The good lady went off to buy stuff with my money and I settled back down into my armchair with a happy sigh.
Looks like I will live to fight another day.