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meesterboom
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Beaver Patrol
Has anyone seen a Beaver in the wild before? The head Beaver hunter beamed at a small group of us tourists who had signed up for Beaver Patrol. She was an eccentric-looking pink-haired creature clad in
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Space Watch
And so it was, I had come North to find my muse. To reflect and recharge and wander my inner roads. Ha, what a load of bollocks. No, I had come north with the family to drink beer and light fires in pits
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BOOM! Chris De Burgh Promotes Hive LIVE on TikTok... TONIGHT!
TLDR: I convinced Chris De Burgh to Sing Lady in Red on TikTok to promote HIVE! And it's happening tonight!! What?! I know, it's crazy. It's unbelievable but I tell you, it is only unbelievable if you
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Flat Rocks
So, it has been quite the year my friend. Quite the year... El-Jefe clucked and shuffled his hind bits on his chair as if he were a broody hen whose milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard. My lips
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The Golden One
Aw thank you guys, I have had a lovely morning! The Good Lady's face shone with happiness like an uncleaned breakfast griddle as she entered the lounge after having had breakfast and gifts in bed for Mother's
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Species
Guys, can we have a little discipline here? El-Jefe mooed at us mournfully from the front of the meeting room next to an ominously empty whiteboard. His face was shinier than usual as if he had just made
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Longneck
Hey, am I Longneck? Longneck had wheeled his chair over to mine and was staring at me accusingly. Eh? Beat it, I am kinda busy. I made a shooing motion with my hand without looking up from the glorious
meesterboom
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AI Must DIE!
Holy fap juice batman?! I find myself having to write a post on AI?! Why? Why must I try? To write a post on AI... And why, must it die, this delicious AI? Sigh. A valid question through the medium of
meesterboom
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Wurk
It was kids' party time, my favourite thing on a sleepy Sunday. Can you spot the lie in the above sentence? Today however was not the usual soul-crushing despair type of kids' party. It wasn't being held
meesterboom
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El Jefe Arise!
And so, that is why we are looking to get assurances from everyone that they will attend the office at least twice a week. El Jefe stopped pacing around in front of the meeting table and looked at us all
meesterboom
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Tucan Man
Hey Daddy-o, the kids were wondering if you were ever going to get out of bed? The Good Lady's voice echoed weirdly in my head as if she were really with me and I wasn't hallucinating through my sweat-soaked
meesterboom
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Hell Awaits
Hey you. What are you up to? The Good Lady came to stand with me at the window where I stood, staring at the slight double reflection of myself ghosting on the surface of the darkness beyond. It was darker
meesterboom
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The Wheels of Time
Daddy, do you know where my monster T-Shirt is? Asked the Little Boom. These words were uttered innocently but how was he to know the carnage that was to come from such a simple question? How was he to
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Mind Fool
What the flaming fling-flang? I heard the front door open and then close softly. Instantly I was suspicious. No one in this house opened doors softly. Everyone charged through them usually shouting and
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The Army of the 12 Bagels
Prepare yourselves my friends. I come from a future in which a plague has decimated most of the world's population. My mission is simple, to find what caused the plague and if I can, stop this deadly virus,
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The Cat’s Mother
Excuse me mate, are you replacing her roof? I called out to the man standing on my neighbour, Horntooth's roof. I had been alerted by a considerable banging and swearing from outside and had sauntered
meesterboom
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Who... We?
Ah, Sunday. Glorious Sunday. A day for relaxing. A day for staring at the walls and wondering where it all went wrong. A day for coffee and eggs but not lady-eggs. Oh no. They have caused enough trouble.
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A Whisker
Budge up, I need some mirror action. I gave the Good Lady a bit of a hip nudge to get her out of the way of the bathroom mirror as I wanted to give myself a bit of Zoolander Blue Steel before starting
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What's in it?
Hi, I'm here to pick up my son's bag. I called earlier. I smiled at the receptionist of the Nursery. Which is like kindergarten but in English. The lady manning the reception desk tipped her large glasses
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The Circle of Life
We need to talk, mateychops. I stood in the living room of my Brother, Big D's house. It had been the old family home but he had technically won the inheritance lottery and was proudly living there like
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