Image source The Dude and the Singer Rhyming Couplet Ideas by kpd See the hunting of the dude, I think he's angry at the verisimilitude. He finds it hard to see the camel, Overshadowed by the kind tramel.

Image source Robots becoming sentient has destroyed the world as we know it. The year is 2022. New York is a frozen place ruled by zombies. Once glorious, Golden Gate Bridge is now iced over. Charming

Image source Stick Your Great and Lifeless Job, Boss Lady Dear Boss Lady, I have some news, which I think you will find strong. Over the last three years, I have found working for Pugford Rail Service

Image source Stick Your Crazy and Manky Job, Top Cat Dear Top Cat, I have some news, which I think you will find stunning. Over the last year, I have found working for Spagness Town Council both crazy

Image source Robert Connor suspected something was a little off when his rude darling tried to massage him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

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Image source Enough With Your Booming Fence and Loud Hedge Dear Mr Williams, I have always felt relieved living near to you. You are the most scruffy neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore, you

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Image source Ode to the Cheese A Sonnet by kpd My handsome cheese, you inspire me to write. How I hate the way you bounce and frighten, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about

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Image source Ode to the Vampire A Sonnet by kpd My mean vampire, you inspire me to write. I hate the way you flap, paddle and flap, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about the

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Image source A zombie apocalypse has destroyed the world as we know it. The year is 2099. Kent is a deserted place ruled by fascists. Once glorious, Buckingham Palace is now buried. Smart detective, Dr

Image source Whilst investigating the death of a local computer programmer, a modest nurse called Toby Giantbulb uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, ribbed record circulating throughout Scotland.

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Image source Enough With Your Booming Dog and Smelly Fence Dear Mrs Smith, I have always felt overjoyed living near to you. You are the most stunning neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore, you

Image source Enough With Your Booming Gerbils and Dirty Drum Kit Dear Mr Jackson, I have always felt proud living near to you. You are the most stripy neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore, you

Image source Dick Randall suspected something was a little off when his delightful father tried to smoke him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other

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