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Image source Whilst investigating the death of a local hairdresser, a grateful private detective called Virginia Bogtrotter uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, cursed banana circulating throughout

Image source Enough With Your Untidy Hedge and Rotten Fence Dear Mrs Jackson, I have always felt amused living near to you. You are the most useful neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore, you must

Image source The King and the Politician Rhyming Couplet Ideas by kpd See the flying of the king, I think he's angry at the chicken wing. He finds it hard to see the alligator, Overshadowed by the playful

Image source Whilst investigating the death of a local actor, a cute nurse called Jenny Thornton uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, magic map circulating throughout Africa. As soon as anyone

Image source Stick Your Smooth and Quiet Job, Big Man Dear Big Man, I have some news, which I think you will find hairy. Over the last year, I have found working for Local Heath Plus both smooth and quiet.

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Image source Ode to the Pig A Sonnet by kpd My mortal pig, you inspire me to write. How I hate the way you slither and roar, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about the herbivore.

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Image source The Man and the Actress Rhyming Couplet Ideas by kpd See the looking of the man, I think he's angry at the merman. He finds it hard to see the hamster, Overshadowed by the fine amster. Who

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Image source Mark Connor suspected something was a little off when his scheming dear tried to hug him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

Image source Ode to the Fish A Sonnet by kpd My textbook fish, you inspire me to write. I love the way you frighten, squeak and flap, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about the

Image source Ode to the Kangaroo A Sonnet by kpd My kangaroo, you inspire me to write. How I love the way you skip, sneer and skip, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about the