Stick Your Smooth and Quiet Job, Big Man
Dear Big Man,
I have some news, which I think you will find hairy.
Over the last year, I have found working for Local Heath Plus both smooth and quiet.
It's fair to say that my line manager is spiffing and the technicians are crazy, but this has not stopped me from finding the work smooth.
I have really enjoyed dancing with my line manager and stealing grubby souls from the fridge. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming an actor have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a drum kit. I dream of getting up in the morning and kissing, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a burglar alarm and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a journalist, to pursue my true calling as an actor.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of charity, which is why I leave with a hairy heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a quieter working environment.
Yours sincerely
kpd