Inspirational sonnet

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                                Ode to the Pig
                            
                                A Sonnet 
                            by kpd
        
My mortal pig, you inspire me to write.
How I hate the way you slither and roar,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the herbivore.


Let me compare you to a contender?
You are more sortal and more terrific.
Blue fogs hide the oceans of November,
And autumntime has the transpacific.

How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.
I hate your eyelashes, humour and lip.
Thinking of your pink humour fills my days.
My hate for you is the sarcastic kip.

Now I must away with a drastic heart,
Remember my main words whilst we're apart.