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Why can trains go for longer than cars? Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.
I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone.
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If I meet Captain Crunch I'm going to punch him in the roof of the mouth.