Racecar spelt backwards is racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died
Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger? Fiscal therapy
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up.
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year
Great roll model A kid all confused asked his dad: Dad, dad..What is closer the moon or London? To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here?