Weekend's coming up. Time to surf the real world.
My brother is so immature he was a stillbirth
I think my gran has Alzheimer's. She called me Dave earlier when my name is Carson. Either that or she's thinking of someone else while we're having sex.
Baught a dog from a blacksmith yesterday As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door.
How do you know when a joke has gone too far? It's elected President.