The fish's piano was making weird noises. Guess it was out of tuna.
I told my vodka about you.
They fired a Mexican guy at work the other day, he was a really hard worker. We hope the find some Juan to replace him soon we are getting tired of working overtime.
How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house? When the big hand touches the little hand
What song people listen to while jumping off skyscrapers? Let the bodies hit the floor by Drowning Pool.