The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.
Today someone told me that they run into things a lot So I told them that they should walk more
Did you hear about the protests going on outside of Madison Square Garden? Everyone was yelling ""Hands up, Don't Shoot"" but J.R. Smith and Carmelo Anthony just wouldn't listen.
How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
Confucius say.. Man who stand on toilet bowl, high on pot.