Not everyone understands my laundry method. It's simple. If it's clean, it's on the floor. If it's dirty, it's on the floor over there.
WIFE: I just bought toilet paper. How are we out already? ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
I saw a sign that said falling rocks So I tried it, and it doesn't.
I bought my kid some McDonald's today. He really doesn't like stocks though.
If your friend is into BDSM... Should you get them a gag gift for Christmas?
