How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hippies screw in tents.
s/o to the first person who saw a horse and was like ""YO i wanna sit on that thing and make it take me places""
I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing.
HUNDRED DOLLAR IDEA: Go to an ATM. Withdraw $100.
At the store & asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around & looked them in the eyes and said, ""Make it 52""