I stubbed my toe while visiting my parents. ""Mother fucker!"" My dad pops up, ""Hey! We agreed that you'll stop calling me that and I'll stop calling you 'cunt squatter.'""
TEBOW FEVER!! I haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since OJ!!!!! Ba-ha-ha!!
Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store. Police are looking for iWitnesses.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
What do you call a dad without jeans? A potato.