What does E.T. stand for? Freedom of speech
What do you call a redneck orgy? A family reunion.
How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland? By sending in millions of Muslims
What kind of dessert do ghosts always come back for?? A Boo Meringue
A creationist puts his glases on and says: ""Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!""