Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8
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God must have really liked saturn
Sex is like Indian food It can taste good, but also rupture your anus.
The jerk store called. Turns out they were just worried about me; hadn't seen me in a while. It was nice.