Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is SNAP aka EBT aka food stamps
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Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
SNAP benefits
If you ask an iphone where to spend your SNAP benefits, and it responds with some patronizing nonsense, you tell that iphone, GROSS, SIRI
Bada-bing, you been punned! Because gross siri sounds like grocery, which is where you spend SNAP, and patronizing nonsense is gross fr fr.
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