Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is spears
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Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
Spears
How did the Italian spears beg for their lives? Uh-spare -uhg-us!!
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