Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is history!
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How’s THIS:
History
As in
Napoleon and Charlemagne together had a dog named Leroy. One day, Napoleon and Charlemagne were walking him, with Napoleon holding the leash, when a bicyclist went by and Leroy bolted. Charlemagne yelled, "Hol' Leroy, man!" And that is how the Holy Roman Empire got its name.
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