Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Einstein!
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Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
This week my wife, 
She gives it to 
And I to 
Einstein
As in
Albert’s co-worker Patrick knew a young Tolkien, and was responsible for giving him the idea for Treebeard. To celebrate, Einstein surprised him by decorating the office with branches. It was, after all, a Pat Ent office.
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