Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Jury Duty!
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Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
A TON of good ones this week, and indeed, some lovely shaggy dog stories, but I can’t deny the allure of…
Jury Duty
As in
Jurors always wind up in California by the end of the trial. That’s where the truth must be. After all, they’re ordered to Seek Wester.
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