Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is knees!
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Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
A TON of good ones this week, and indeed, some lovely shaggy dog stories, but I can’t deny the allure of…
knees
As in
An old canoe went to the doctor, and said “it hurts! I can’t walk anymore!” And the doctor said “walk? You’re a canoe” And the canoe said, “fine, float. The point is, the straight parts are fine, but it hurts around the bend.”
Bada bing. You been punned. You see, because riverbends are a thing, and knees bend. Boom.
Boomity boom.
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