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Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Clumsiness.
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
@amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original workHere is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
@Quinnertronics
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Two weeks in a row! You know what that means! I hereby designate you pun decider for next week! You get to decide who wins next week! Let me know in the comments if you accept, and on Sunday or earlyish Monday who you want to take the big prize!
Clumsiness
As in,
I was looking down at the fitness app on my phone as I walked. Turns out, though my arms are weak, with my shins, I can really bench.
Bada bing, you been punned. See, it’s funny because benching is lifting weights while you lie on a bench, but here the implication is that I’m doing it with my shins, when in reality the thing that happened is that I walked into a bench and now there’s a gnarly bump on my shin. Truth in comedy.
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