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Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Toenails.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
@amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original workHere is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
Oh, I was sorely tempted by several, but I have to award it to 
It’s so … punny.
Toenails
As in,
Where do the cars get their mani-pedis? At the Toe Truck.
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