Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is barbeque!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

• If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
• Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @cmplxty:@theabsolute:@quinnertronics:@rentmoney:@rayius:@mensa-sig:@triplenine.org:@diebitch:@mensa-sig:@paul.atreides:@dragonb0rn

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

• Best Pun...

• Best Pun of the Entire Week...

• Best Overall Pun (click it)...

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

Mensa-Sig! I can’t resist a bada bing!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

barbeque
As in,

In the winter, I defend my grill! Brrr...GRRRR.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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