Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is elephants! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

For You have a good sleep? I can't relate. Man, what's my deal? Maybe when I come back from Montana, I'll start using my sleep apnea device. I wonder what my deal is. Oh, the other day I got so much sleep.

As an adult-diagnosis ADHD kid, I was so confused by my teachers all talking about how I had great potential that I wasn't fulfilling, and I was frustrated. I didn't understand that other people's brains

For This is the finger buffet. Take as many fingers as you like. We have chicken fingers and fish fingers. Also people fingers. Those ones aren't for eating. You can tap your fingers. Or even dance with

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Kansas City! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

Betwixt this I performed I'm very sleepy. 5:30 am is not enough time for my body to recover but it was, regardless, lovely.

Why? This could be a recommendation, but does it need to be a requirement? If another global pandemic hits, does that mean we can't have support meetings without going through the whole rigamarole of changing

For Nothing about the fingertip lacks sensitivity. It has as much as...well... I suppose it's not sensitive to flavors or smells. And emotionally resonant information for my brain, if it only gets told

Welcome to Punday Monday! I dunno what's happening, folks. Perhaps my regulars have been AFK. But there've been no puns submitted for two weeks! We had a lovely 3 day weekend, so Punday Monday falls on

I'm excited that, thanks to the dedication of my kids' school's parent volunteers, staff and community members, six garden beds for the school have been assembled! The volunteers have three steps left:

My favorite kind of laugh, or at least the one that I feel like I've identified a lot lately, at least when it comes to watching something, is seeing people who are having fun with each other. I think

It's open mic night! I'm excited for all your Terri 'tories There is a cover charge, but it's totally worth is because the Terri Bull is up next. He's going to tell some Terri Fic I'm hoping this works.

When we're doing things that hurt people because we want to change their behavior (which I think morally we shouldn't do in the first place, but setting that briefly aside), it is absurd that we don't

If I were me, but 16 in 2025 And I had all the dreams of being a professional actor that I did when I was 16, There may be a couple of different paths I would follow. I would practice writing sketch comedy

Welcome to Punday Monday! There were zero puns submitted last week, so let's try again! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Famous Melissas again! To get you started, some

For Knowledge is a funny thing. Is it? What is knowledge? To understand or just to know? I am more interested in skepticism. Which doesn't mean doubting every new thing. It means re-examining your own

Oh my God I really want to eavesdrop There's no way to do it subtly in this case. The snippet of a conversation I just heard was I don't drink no more water I mean maybe (then she does the sign with your

The Taste Buds, Sweetie Ken (Chicken, Savory, Marjoram, Salt, Black Pepper, Apple, Vinegar, Lemon, Honey) and Spicy Mac (Orzo and Macaroni, Queso Fresco, Dubliner, Cream, Butter, Salt, Jalapeno, Habanero,

For I would like to enlarge my ... Fill in the blank. Brain, perhaps...though if your brain gets too big, it's going to press on your skull and you'll probably die. Heart? Not literally, I hope. Enlarged

I need to chew this well. This gristle. My mouth can't truly break it down. I could, instead, just swallow. But then the meaty flavor would be gone. How sad I would be, then, to have sacrificed my favorite