Some people really need to go to school of bitch talk. And hearing their ill-timed, poorly-phrased or overly loud spewing forth is rather an awkward situation to find yourself in
How to Trash Talk Like A Pro
Choose your venting partner wisely. Start out with generic kvetching to see how they react (knowing nodding vs. scandalized side eye). Pull back if they seem uninterested or aghast. If they start agreeing vocally or interject their own bitchy asides, you’ve got the green light.
Maintain trash talking parity in the interests of mutual implication. Don’t hog the conversation. If you are to excrete your own spleen, then in the next period of time, another person may be offended by your rude roar.
Keep the trash talking focused on how a given situation or person affects you vs. run a complete list of faults, flaws and general douchery of your boss, ex-girlfriend or brother-in-law. Tread lightly where social slander is concerned.
Nothing in writing ever. Not in email, on Facebook, Twitter, IM, etc. This should really go without saying.
Unless you are talking about a famous person, skip the actual name.
Use your indoor voice. Actually, use your trying not to wake Mom and Dad up as you sneak downstairs on Christmas morning voice. The walls, sidewalks and adjacent restaurant tables have ears. This is the same reason you should choose your venue with care.
Guilt is your enemy. Own the vitriol.
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