One day Akpos was going home from school,
on his way home, he met a man and asked
him
''Excuse me sir, what's the time?''
The man replied
''It's 15 mins to 4.00pm''
Akpos continued walking and told the man
''When 4.00pm reaches, you can Kiss my ass!''
The angered man started chasing Akpos
so that he could beat the boy up for the
insult...
He ran after him for about 2mins until they
reached where a certain old man was
seated... Akpos ran to the old man and said
''Hey granny.. Look at this man... He wants to
beat me!''
The old man asked the young man who was
chasing Akpos
''.... What's the problem man?''
The young man replied
''This little brat asked me what is the time and
when I told him that it was 15 mins to
4.00pm, he told me that when 4.00pm
reaches, I should kiss his ass!''
The old man paused and looked at his watch
and told the young man
''But why are you in such hurry? You'll have to
wait 7 more minutes before you can Kiss his
ass!''