U.B.A: That bank looks like a shrine.. Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It’s only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats They will

Judge : Why do you want divorce? Petitioner : My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils and clothes. Judge: So what's the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to

*A married man takes a babe on a date and said to her while flirting with her.....Let me hear words that will increase my heartbeat.* *She said: Your wife is sitting behind us.*😂

1. Heart break is nt when ur love leaves you....... Heart break: is wen ur newly wedded wife is in the kitchen preparing dinner and she ask "honey how many maggi should i put in the pounded yam??" 2. Wen

Here are his advice which I think every young man should also adhere to  1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the

*MY LITTLE STORY*  1) Once upon a time I met a man who told me that telling the truth and making someone cry, is better than telling a lie and making someone smile and happy.  2) He said to me,

*Lawyer will always complicate simple matters?*😂 *Who is a Lawyer?* A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a brief. A Professor stepped into a law class and threw an orange

When a girl uploads a picture Her real boyfriend will just like and comment briefly: "Beautiful". But some CareTakers (aspiring boyfriends)  will be shouting: wow wow wow wow wow, like an ambulance

I Want To Fall In Love ❤ Please, Where Should I Climb  😛😛 I want to Fall well!!

The way I’m broke right now, if my girlfriend leaves me for a rich dude, I’m following her 😂

You have no idea that you actually have  Kung Fu skills until cockroach perch on you

Time is the inexplicable raw material for everything in life. It cannot be created, it can only be allocated. Whoever masters the use of time, have mastered life, To waste time therefore is to waste life.

Potato chips for lunch after a hard day job, join me folks

I write this short poem for better clarity on the context of Lazy Nigeria youth's. Take a deep thought and reflects on what the message is saying. It takes time to shot a perfect spot with an arrow.. You

Two Wives chatting in the office : Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours? Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins and fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours? Wife

Life sometimes makes us lazy, Cos so many behaviour seems crazy, And that makes you go racy, The ultimate of it all is but hazy.. I'm single whose business? Why are people always vending, Is it your laxness?

What I felt..😖😕😬✍ It happens when I was jagged At a point when I felt I was flagged I saw how I struggled with men in black.. I couldn't see clearly cos the place was dark. I felt pity for me I felt

REAL NAME: Clifford Gabriel NICKNAME: Gabby SEX: MALE NATIONALITY: NIGERIAN HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from live lions; catching bullets with bare hands; jogging up and down mount Everest. MY RECORDS: Fought

HIDE AND SEEK GAME, SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

Okra Soup Ready for Lunch