<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2026 07:31:33 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@gabby/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Description of Banks in Nigeria]]></title><description><![CDATA[U.B.A: That bank looks like a shrine.. Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It’s only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats They will]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/description-of-banks-in-nigeria</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/description-of-banks-in-nigeria</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2018 11:31:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[C - O - U - U - U - R - T!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Judge : Why do you want divorce? Petitioner : My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils and clothes. Judge: So what's the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/c-o-u-u-u-r-t</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/c-o-u-u-u-r-t</guid><category><![CDATA[law]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2018 00:01:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I think I can relate to this]]></title><description><![CDATA[*A married man takes a babe on a date and said to her while flirting with her.....Let me hear words that will increase my heartbeat.* *She said: Your wife is sitting behind us.*😂]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/i-think-i-can-relate-to-this</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/i-think-i-can-relate-to-this</guid><category><![CDATA[couple]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2018 01:43:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[FUN TIME! JOKE COMPILATION]]></title><description><![CDATA[1. Heart break is nt when ur love leaves you....... Heart break: is wen ur newly wedded wife is in the kitchen preparing dinner and she ask "honey how many maggi should i put in the pounded yam??" 2. Wen]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/fun-time-joke-compilation</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/fun-time-joke-compilation</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2018 01:07:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A wise old man advices his son on women issue and marriage]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here are his advice which I think every young man should also adhere to  1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/a-wise-old-man-advices-his-son-on-women-issue-and-marriage</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/a-wise-old-man-advices-his-son-on-women-issue-and-marriage</guid><category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2018 23:07:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Message from the unknown man]]></title><description><![CDATA[*MY LITTLE STORY*  1) Once upon a time I met a man who told me that telling the truth and making someone cry, is better than telling a lie and making someone smile and happy.  2) He said to me,]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/message-from-the-unknown-man</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/message-from-the-unknown-man</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2018 02:11:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lawyers always making simple matters to look complex, why?]]></title><description><![CDATA[*Lawyer will always complicate simple matters?*😂 *Who is a Lawyer?* A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a brief. A Professor stepped into a law class and threw an orange]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/lawyers-always-making-simple-matters-to-look-complex-why</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/lawyers-always-making-simple-matters-to-look-complex-why</guid><category><![CDATA[law]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2018 11:13:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke of the day 4]]></title><description><![CDATA[When a girl uploads a picture Her real boyfriend will just like and comment briefly: "Beautiful". But some CareTakers (aspiring boyfriends)  will be shouting: wow wow wow wow wow, like an ambulance]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/joke-of-the-day-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/joke-of-the-day-4</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2018 12:04:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke of the day 3]]></title><description><![CDATA[I Want To Fall In Love ❤ Please, Where Should I Climb  😛😛 I want to Fall well!!]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/joke-of-the-day-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/joke-of-the-day-3</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2018 11:32:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke of the day 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[The way I’m broke right now, if my girlfriend leaves me for a rich dude, I’m following her 😂]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/joke-of-the-day-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/joke-of-the-day-2</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2018 11:05:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke of the day 1]]></title><description><![CDATA[You have no idea that you actually have  Kung Fu skills until cockroach perch on you ]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/joke-of-the-day-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/joke-of-the-day-1</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2018 10:34:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life quote]]></title><description><![CDATA[Time is the inexplicable raw material for everything in life. It cannot be created, it can only be allocated. Whoever masters the use of time, have mastered life, To waste time therefore is to waste life.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/life-quote</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/life-quote</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2018 11:08:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Potato chips for lunch after a hard day job, join me folks]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/potato-chips-for-lunch-after-a-hard-day-job-join-me-folks</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/potato-chips-for-lunch-after-a-hard-day-job-join-me-folks</guid><category><![CDATA[food]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2018 14:43:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/wi6rCbobbmnnbdmkXGvFNkadnxGk1fxqtSrjHR6LtodPiAcqZoCxt44ULcpwvx61TLADRjpmunAHRsZrmvYRYCbjJC9sHJFvnrq3PBTFyBDFD247ujP5garstSGkVMetE1ABdWpY57eb14twDNaTRobCAWwWSRu4sfuENGoCvgQ7SNmVmsK9ZZkHYWrenA5zDfPjwQgLiHyfd49gZ5vDogMWQQrPGNZAPyDozMBtV5732pnB5AeLf5vv2qGKV5wWHxbgWd?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Setbacks]]></title><description><![CDATA[I write this short poem for better clarity on the context of Lazy Nigeria youth's. Take a deep thought and reflects on what the message is saying. It takes time to shot a perfect spot with an arrow.. You]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/setbacks</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/setbacks</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2018 11:33:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I AM SINGLE]]></title><description><![CDATA[Life sometimes makes us lazy, Cos so many behaviour seems crazy, And that makes you go racy, The ultimate of it all is but hazy.. I'm single whose business? Why are people always vending, Is it your laxness?]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/i-am-single</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/i-am-single</guid><category><![CDATA[poem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2018 11:23:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Mystery Men]]></title><description><![CDATA[What I felt..😖😕😬✍ It happens when I was jagged At a point when I felt I was flagged I saw how I struggled with men in black.. I couldn't see clearly cos the place was dark. I felt pity for me I felt]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/the-mystery-men</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/the-mystery-men</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2018 13:40:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Facts about me]]></title><description><![CDATA[REAL NAME: Clifford Gabriel NICKNAME: Gabby SEX: MALE NATIONALITY: NIGERIAN HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from live lions; catching bullets with bare hands; jogging up and down mount Everest. MY RECORDS: Fought]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/facts-about-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/facts-about-me</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2018 11:16:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[HIDE AND SEEK GAME, SPOT THE DIFFERENCE]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/hide-and-seek-game-spot-the-difference</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/hide-and-seek-game-spot-the-difference</guid><category><![CDATA[photography]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2018 08:33:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZphKDUY1dpRphvHTLifJ25V9bUdNmBLQy6QfvMEA71dfV4gNCWsuTkUb1UiTYhv3NpjbiQkQuU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch time]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/lunch-time</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/lunch-time</guid><category><![CDATA[food]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 10:55:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2N61tyyncFaFnNFKLegVvzmsrMAExSDXzsHdqwaiRWKT79nuKbajnpKdKFBYY2d8vhKVGi54BTQvPGgpuGBnfvd4zVzRHt3PkvUcbYogF5RN1GVkLiwtjJ79W6ZefmbWAiiqBp4iBPxS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My eyes hurt, help me find the black dot]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you find it please tell me where it is using the comment box ]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@gabby/my-eyes-hurt-help-me-find-the-black-dot</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@gabby/my-eyes-hurt-help-me-find-the-black-dot</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gabby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 18:04:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/4od4FA9FGiMwNbHcCFho5T55B972tRQtzdNKVaxZrJG32UjdhCJJ9Ces6wKXHfypsDEhF6qJ7puwrjvJsjDNkqR1eNsZfjqpQ9SbXpBbjhQnnusFy2ddGUxWCoi3ZUwunSVmeEVrBVWLqDWENS8scaHAvoTahmCLBS1XDBtcEaLRmKsyG9bmbK7v5zb86Cg4WFNbdSWtQuvgETcUkXgV15pZqqYZ6tpf9bEZgrFRb5S4aEzRJc4rqYXnZ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>