Two Wives chatting in the office :
Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins and fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?
Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing ! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale !
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about you ?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there was no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a taxi cab. We walked home, which took an hour and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house !!!!!!
MORAL: PRESENTATION DOES MATTER... NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS !!! .......
"Be creative with the reality of your situation..
"If you want to be
Happy with your husband,
Love him Less &
Understand him more !
If you want to be
Happy with your wife,
Love her More &
NEVER try to Understand her !"
