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Ah so you've chosen to become a crypto adopter, that's great! We could use all the revolutionaries we can muster. What revolution? The one against the corrupted central banks of course!
Don't let the powers that be step on you any more, join your brothers and sisters to build a new monetary system. Rise up, freedom awaits!
Welcome To The Blockchain
By Toby Ganger + Decap, 2014
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Well, even though there is a lot of change needed in the world you can't be rebellious all the time, that'll make you too cynical! Belonging to a goofy and friendly community makes all the difference. After all, sharing lighthearted moments with your fellow travelers makes life worth living. You need people you can relax around. So don't hesitate, tag along and witness the wonders of the world in great and silly company!
Hexico
By Tobi-wan Hexobi, 2021
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Wait you wanted to get wealthy as well? Hmm well then perhaps Bitcoin is the bet to make, well I mean some bulls says it'll go up, but then of course, you got the bears who says it is going down. Frankly it's anyone's guess at this point. I get the feeling though, why the heck is the market so indecisive? Everyone says Bitcoin is supposed to go to the moon at some point. I'm tired of waiting, someone talk some sense into Bitcoin now please.
Bitcoin pls go to moon
By 1thousandx, 2018
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Woah you managed to perfectly time the market, that's sure is some gains! Don't get too cocky now hey? Wait did you just 5X, AGAIN? This is insane you're on quite a roll! Very clever trading I must say. Ahum, I don't expect you might remember a friendly article writer at this moment heh? Sharing is caring you know... Hmm.... Are you even listening? Oh dear, you're on the ego trip of the ages right now aren't you?...
The Bitcoin Trader
By John Barret, 2015
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Dangit I've lost my one and only reader... Gaah why does this keep happening to me? Hmm, perhaps my articles are too complicated, but the core of the issue is simple really. No democratic representative can ever represent your interests as good as your own purchases, donations and investments does. You can't and shouldn't try to delegate what your life is about. I for one don't want my efforts in life to fund unnecessary wars and silly government programs, my life force siphoned away to cause chaos and suffering.
At one point Bitcoin was about starving out such evils of the world, you weren't meant to bow down and provide the banking system with a new uncorrelated scarce financial asset. A new toy for regulated elites. Bitcoin was peer to peer cash and by adopting it everywhere we could circumvent the corrupted blood pumping through society called fiat. Take back our freedom and dignity.
At least that was the idea, in those early and innocent days.
The Bitcoin Song
By Tatiana Moroz, 2014
