Today's Day 865: 5 Minute Freewrite: Tuesday - Prompt: cold front from 
“Seriously stop it!”
“What?”
“You’re a damned ice cube. What do you do go stand in front of the fridge before coming to bed?”
“Yeah I go chill my tits in the freezer just so I can come in here and freeze you out.”
“That’s about what it seems like, damn. “
“Well I’m sorry you are such a baby and can’t handle the cold for a few minutes until your heat warms me up.”
“Since when am I supposed to be your bed heater? You were supposed to be mine!”
“That’s not what our vows said!”
“So you think!”
“Really you said thru cold feet, sickness, health...”
“Bullshit! Now you are just being silly. Seriously, what is the deal with you being an iceberg sliding into bed?”
“I have no idea why my skin is so cold.”
“I still think you go and stand in front of the freezer on purpose.”
“Well now I am going to do it just to fuck with you. I will get you good and just wrap my ice cold body all around you. You’ll see, it isn’t that bad.”
“Great, now I have to sleep in a sleeping bag. I’m going to go cocoon myself for a while. At least till winter is over.”
“You knew this about me before you married me.”
“Yeah I married the ice queen.”
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