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2016-07-22 20:34
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dumar022
funny
9y
Moses Coin and The Sea of Red [Parody]
Take this seriously to confirm that you are an idiot! :) @dumar022 14-1 The Sea of Red (the Red Sea in further text) surrounded all coins and they started starving. The reign of chaos has began. Some of
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dumar022
funny
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Steem-ish joke: Death of a Steemer
Once upon a time, there was a Steemer who became totally addictive to this social network. So addictive that he forgot about his physiological needs, as toilet needs, food and sleep. One day his head just
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dumar022
steemit
9y
They all want us to use their #hashtags
Welcome to the world of #hashtags! In the year 2018 population of Steemit has heavily increased. Humans and bots started bloody war all over the network and Steemit became a large battlefield. Humans started
dumar022
music
9y
The Curse of Sound pt2: Hear the Truth
When I made my first episode of The Curse of Sound series, I didn't think about making it like a niche or something that is going on every day or week or month. I don't want to make this as an obligation.
dumar022
life
9y
The reality of living statues
Wherever I go I see those statues. People made of cold stone standing at the same places every day. No ambitions, no dreams, no goals, no struggle to make it better. Statues that made peace with the ugly
dumar022
funny
9y
Identity theft and few Steem-ish jokes
First I must thank to @pollux.one. He tried to find me on Discord yesterday and guess what! He found three Discord accounts with my user name! And I am pretty sure that I created only one. If anyone of
dumar022
whysoserious
9y
About our concert on last Saturday
First I must thank to @exanime15 for writing beautiful post last night about the recent concert of my band. Actually, I have to explain that "022" is not technically a music band. It's a group
dumar022
funny
9y
A hen came on Steemit
IMAGE SOURCE A hen came on Steemit... ... and made a shitpost! And then found a user called @dumar022 and asked him: "@dumar022, upvote this shitpost!" "No, I won't!", @dumar022 answered.
dumar022
whyosserious
9y
Steem-dream interpretations
Do you believe that dreams can tell you about your future? I think it's kinda pointless to believe in them, he dreams are often messy and confusing, so many people will tell you the different meanings
dumar022
funny
9y
More Steem-ish jokes
What does the poet want to say? Or better, what does the Steemer want to say? It doesn't matter how many jokes you can think up with, you can always modify them to be Steem-jokes! Or stories! Every story,
dumar022
funny
9y
Viagra Joke
A Steemer was waiting in the line at the drugstore. Two pharmacists were working there, a woman and a guy. Although the lady was really sexy, he decided to wait in the guy's line. He needed something and
dumar022
funny
9y
City Market Crash Parody
Take this seriously to confirm that you're an idiot! We saw few exciting weeks on the city market. Price of one kilogram of bananas reached 1.68$, while apples were around 1.50$ with the support at 1.28$
dumar022
steemit
9y
Posts with 500$ reward... How should they look???
It's difficult to stay objective in this topic. Many of us upvote with our hearts not using our brains at all. We will always disagree about quality of some posted content, so our opinions about what those
dumar022
funny
9y
A seagull just pooped on my head! Best start of the week!
Monday... The day that I hate the most, but trying to be positive about it since I plan to see many many more Mondays in my life. So after two days of camping on the couch and not thinking about any
dumar022
whysoserious
9y
Funny story and the guide how to make a decent online fight
The colorful forest of Steemit... ... has all kinds of creatures with different physical characteristics, habitat, behavior, diet, ways of communication and reproduction. Some are carnivores, others are
dumar022
funny
9y
A little beach near to my home is a famous "public place" for... you know
When I say "PUBLIC PLACE" in this context, it means "a place for public sex". It is kinda hidden place, where many people don't walk by and it is not easily approachable. But for us,
dumar022
steemit
9y
The importance of being friendly on Steemit
Let me start this post with two short fictional stories about two totally different people, as examples of what I want to say. STORY 1 In some of the biggest cities in the world, there was a successful
dumar022
life
9y
Bribed a cop... again!!!
As I mentioned in my previous "bribed a cop" post from more than six months ago, I don't wear the seat belt when I drive. The reason for that is immobility of my neck spine and I have a document
dumar022
steemit
9y
Make a step forward and start blogging
Is this another post on Steemit about Steemit itself, it's system and users? Like we are not enough with that, Steemit seems to be a topic that cannot be drained. I am pleased to see that some people who
dumar022
funny
9y
Itching palms and other crypto prophecies
Believe or not, I had the itching palms before all this growth of Steem happened. I know what you think right now, but I was never superstitious. I have always laughed and mocked at those prophets, tarot
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