First I must thank to 
@pollux.one.
He tried to find me on Discord yesterday and guess what! He found three Discord accounts with my user name! And I am pretty sure that I created only one. If anyone of you had contact with "me" on Discord but some account with no profile image, please let me know! This turned to be funny, it seems that I am more popular than I knew!;)
This made me to warn you guys, especially the new ones, to be careful on other tools and apps for Steemit. Networking is good for promotion but it is also dangerous. Try to avoid all sites that ask your keys from you.
So this is from real 
@dumar022 and if you have any contact with any suspicious accounts with the same name, just ignore!
So won't the real @dumar022, please stand up?
@dumar022, please stand up?Now let's get back to work!
It's Friday and Friday is the favorite day in a week of working people. But no other working day goes slower than Friday! Especially if it is not so busy day at work and you can post on Steemit from your office! So let me share with you some jokes for a good weekend!
GOLDEN DOLPHIN
A Steemer went fishing and caught a golden dolphin. A golden dolphin cried:
"Let me go and I will give you three upvotes!"
Steemer sadi "OK", let the dolphin go, but the dolphin ran away.
ANOTHER ONE ABOUT FISHING
A Bear and a Rabbit went fishing. They caught a goldfish and poor fish promised that it will fulfill three wishes to each of them if they let it go. The Bear said his first wish:
"I want that the forest is full of female bears!"
And the goldfish fulfilled his first wish. Then the Rabbit said:
"I want a motorcycle helmet!"
And the goldfish fulfilled Rabbit's first wish. Then the Bear said:
"I want that I am the only one male bear in the forest!"
And the goldfish fulfilled Bear's second wish. Then the Rabbit said:
"I want the most powerful motorcycle in the world!"
And the goldfish fulfilled Rabbit's second wish. Then the Bear said:
"I want that all these female bears fall in love with me!"
And the goldfish fulfilled Bears's third wish. Then the Rabbit put his motorcycle helmet on his head, sat on his new motorcycle and said:
"I want that the Bear is gay!"
... and drove away as fast as he could.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Little Red Riding Hood was walking and singing through the forest and saw a wolf. She said:
"Mr. Wolf! What big eyes you have?!"
The wold answered:
"Get away, girl, don't you see that I'm taking a crap!"