A hen came on Steemit

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A hen came on Steemit...

... and made a shitpost!
And then found a user called dumar022@dumar022 and asked him:
"dumar022@dumar022, upvote this shitpost!"
"No, I won't!", dumar022@dumar022 answered.
Then, the hen told him:
"Wait me here, dumar022@dumar022, I'll come back with a Big Whale and tell him to flag your little ass!"


So the hen came to the Big Whale and asked him:

"Big Whale, flag dumar022@dumar022's little ass!"
The Big Whale answered:
"No, I won't!"
Then, the hen told him:
"Wait me here, Big Whale, I'll be back with a whaler and I'll tell the hunters to kill you!"


So the hen came to the captain of a whaler and asked him:

"Captain, kill that whale for me!"
But the captain answered:
"No, I won't!"
Then the hen told him:
"Wait me here, captain, I'll be back with a bankers you took the loan from, to seize the ship from you!"


So the hen came to the bankers and asked them:

"Bankers, seize the whaling ship from the captain that owes you the money!"
But the bankers answered:
"No, we won't!"
Then the hen told them:
"Wait me here, bankers, I'll be back with a hacker, he'll break your code and rob your bank!"


So the hen came to a hacker and asked him:

"Hacker, rob that bank for me!"
But the hacker answered:
"No, I won't!"
Then the hen told him:
"Wait me here, hacker, I'll be back with the coin you invested in and I'll tell it to lower it's price!"


So the hen came to the coin and asked it:

"Coin, lower your price!"
But the coin answered:
"No, I won't!"
Then the hen told to it:
"Wait me here, coin, I'll be back with haejin@haejin and I'll ask him to say in his Steemit post that you are a shitcoin and nobody will invest in you!"


So the hen came to haejin@haejin and asked him:

"haejin@haejin, write in your post that this coin is a shitcoin!"
But haejin@haejin answered:
"No, I won't!"
Then the hen told him:
"Wait me here, haejin@haejin, I'll be back with berniesanders@berniesanders and I'll tell him to flag you!"


So the hen came to berniesanders@berniesanders and asked him:

"berniesanders@berniesanders, flag haejin!"
And berniesanders@berniesanders answered:
"OK, I will!"

So berniesanders@berniesanders started flagging haejin@haejin, haejin@haejin started to write that the mentioned coin is a shitcoin, the coin lowered it's price, the hacker lost his money, so he robbed that bank, the bankers threatened to seize the whaler from the captain, so the captain decided to find the Big Whale and kill him. The Big Whale didn't know what to do, so he flagged dumar022@dumar022... And dumar022@dumar022 was forced to... well the hen got the fucking upvote and continued with spamming!


Thanks to my grandma for inspiration!

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