Seriously? - Clarity

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I could swear! I really could.

Sarah: "On our website if you scroll to the bottom. Where is says gift vouchers and brochure."

Me: "I'm sorry Sarah, I can't see that?"

Sarah: "Underneath awards."

Me: "Awards? Oh, hang on. You mean about three quarters of the way down. I was in the footer when you said the bottom."

Sarah: "The download link is wrong."

Me: "Wrong? Do you mean it's broken?"

Sarah: "No, it goes to our old brochure!"

Me: "Umm? OK but...."

Sarah: "I've just emailed you our new brochure."

Me: "Oh I see, you want me to replace the brochure with this one?"

Sarah: "Yes."

Shoot me now!


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