Happy Birthday Bruv

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𝘈𝘊𝘛: 1 𝘚𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘌: 1
𝘓𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺

𝗠𝗲: "Oh, shit! It's my brother's birthday today!"
𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "How's that happened?"
𝗠𝗲: "Dunno? My phone is showing it as an all-day event!"
𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "You're in trouble then."
𝗠𝗲: "Na, I've got his card; me and Charlie will nip over in the car and push it through the letterbox; they won't be up yet."

𝘈𝘊𝘛: 1 𝘚𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘌: 2
𝘓𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨

𝗠𝗲: "Bit surprised he's not phoned?"
𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "Maybe he knows you forgot?"
𝗠𝗲: "I didn't forget!"

𝘈𝘊𝘛2 𝘚𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘌1
𝘛𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺

𝗠𝗲: "I've just had an email reminder his birthday is this Saturday, the 25th."
𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "You're hopeless!"


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