Apparently, it is my birthday today, and I have been stranded on your planet for 61 years! My fellow crew members assured me that they would come back to rescue me, but I'm beginning to think there might be a problem as it seems to be taking a tad longer than I expected for them to return.
If it's your birthday today, make sure you ring your mum and say:
"Hey mummy, thanks for the agony you went through on this day [insert years] ago to have me."
Sadly for me, my mum is no longer with us, so I rang the mother-in-law instead. 馃ぃ
My actual name is Pete. Here is why I have the username dickturpin.
You can also find me on Social Media
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