My mutant ant army

A few weeks ago, I wrote a post about my ant colony that I have in my front yard and how I am their god. In that post I fed them some of my hamburger that I cooked for our 4th of July BBQ, and the ants rejoiced. But some of them were wicked and needed to be washed away, so I brought in the floods from the sky and cleansed the colony of the impure.

^{Photo taken by me @derangedvisions}

Now three weeks later, the colony is flourishing with new life. Now many people would reach for the bug killer and try and exterminate them, but I am their God and these are my loyal servants and I will do no such thing.

My ants are small and frail though, so I must do something to protect them from predators and other colonies that may try and invade their space.

^{But what can I do?}

Then it occurred to me. I will feed them supplements to alter their chemical makeup and make them a colony of super ants that are stronger than any other ants.

^{Photo taken by me @derangedvisions}

As I brought the mega vitamin closer to them, they were drawn to it and began to swarm it, as if they knew that it had magical powers. They started chipping away at it with their pincers and the pieces began getting distributed amongst the swarm.

Now ants have an extremely high metabolism, so they must have absorbed the nutrients from the vitamin very quickly because the magic started to happen soon after they began eating.

^{Photo taken by me @derangedvisions}

The larger ants went into an all out rage and began asserting their dominance on the smaller and weaker ones. It quickly turned into a miniature battlefield on the concrete edge of my lawn. I wish that I had some epic battle music playing as the larger ants were biting the heads off of the smaller ones and bodies were being torn apart.

All of this bloodshed is what must happen for the evolution of my ant colony to become the strongest. I must continue to weed out the weaker ants and feed the stronger ones .

^{Photo taken by me @derangedvisions}

Soon my colony will grow to become the strongest species on earth and I will use them to take over all of the other ant colonies in the area. We will leave a pile of mangled and broken ants in our wake.