I love corny jokes, so, of course, this one caught my eye (from the Edinburgh fringe):
“As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting, but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.” Adele Cliff
More jokes here:
https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2017/aug/22/ken-cheng-pound-coin-gag-voted-edinburgh-fringe-funniest-joke
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