Rep of 56! What's going on??

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I'm confused. My rep has been stuck at 56 for ages so today I decided to do something about it. First of all, I had to find out what 'rep' actually means rather than what I think it means. So as Steemit is a very trendy, cool and current platform, I thought I'd better check out the latest trendy, cool, and current definition. So...

Urban Dictionary definition 2017: 'Rep' :- Short for repetition. The execution of a single movement of exercise.

I'm fairly sure execution means to kill it, and 'single' and 'movement' I have covered also. 'Exercise' had me flummoxed, so thought I'd better check that word out also. Over to the urban dictionary again:

TOP DEFINITION
Exercise: something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.

Hmmm! So that explains it. Rep is actually a PARADOX. My rep has not improved because I'm spending too much time on Steemit and not enough actually doing 'Reps'.

Without further ado, I threw myself into the execution of single movements over and over again. I shall not take up too much of your time expounding on what I actually did over and over again, only to say it involved my right hand and another body part, I certainly killed it, and it is something single people do.

However.... my rep has not changed a single iota! Not a jot! Is there a time lag? Who knows these things? Is it that the first day of exercise is counted as an internship? Are reps on GMT or US time zones? Is it because I am Irish?

If this isn't sorted out immediately I demand a refund. Thank you.

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