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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
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2017-06-24 16:14
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funny
8y
VIVA LAS VEGAN! DarthVegan Guide to the Galaxy (far far away)
WE DONT REALLY CALL IT THE DARKSIDE ANYMORE. WE CALL IT LAS VEGAN. thumb-photo LAS VEGAN IS A PLACE WHERE ALL MEALS ARE PEACEFULLY PLANT-BASED. SMOOTHIES ARE INCLUDED FREE. LAS VEGAN OFFERS VEGAN TABLES,
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vegan
8y
PLANTS. PLANTS. PLANTS. (NOT THIS IDIOT AGAIN.) HARDEST PART OF BEING VEGAN..
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truth
8y
MOST FREQUENTLY ANSWERED QUESTIONS (from a Galaxy far far away)
Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan Images
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meme
9y
NOT THIS, AGAIN.....
Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan Images
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dmania
9y
MMMMM... GOT MILK?!
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funny
9y
I COULD NEVER BE VEGAN BECAUSE.....
vegansidekick image thumb image Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan
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truth
9y
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SOMEONE IS VEGAN...?! BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!
@DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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fitness
9y
WHERE DO VEGANS GET THEIR PROTEIN?!
SAY PROTEIN ONE MORE TIME................................... @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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truth
9y
"IM VEGETARIAN BECAUSE MILK AND CHEESE IS BETTER THAN KILLING COWS FOR MEAT"
WHAT HAPPENS TO MUMMY COW WHEN SHE GETS OLD? WHAT HAPPENS TO BABY CALF? COULD MEAT & MILK BOTH BE PART OF THE DARKSIDE? DO YOU THINK MILK IS NATURAL? OR NORMAL? MILK IS FOR WEIRDOS, AND BABIES. ARE
darthvegan
food
9y
NO ONE CAN "MAKE YOU" FEEL GUILTY...
YOU FEEL GUILTY WHEN YOU ARE GUILTY. @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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funny
9y
VEGANS DONT NEED LUCK. Vegan Ninja Bunny - on the verge of extinction?!
Vegan Ninja Bunny - on the verge of extinction?! @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
darthvegan
advice
9y
"YOUR WAY OF EATING WONT WORK FOR EVERYONE, WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT"
WE ARE NOT ALL DIFFERENT, WE ARE ALL HUMAN. ALL SPECIES HAVE SPECIES SPECIFIC DIETS, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH "MY METABOLISM"... BUT I COULD NEVER EAT ALL THAT FRUIT!!!!! AND YOUR DIGESTION
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food
9y
"I AM VEGAN, BUT I DO EAT CHEESE ON MY PIZZA, WITH PEPPERONI!"
THEN YOU ARE NOT-VEGAN ANYMORE!!! OR YOU ARE STUPID? OR YOU ARE FOOLISH? DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEPPERONI IS? GOT PARASITES? MAYBE YOU ARE LAZY? OR ACIDIC? ACIDIC CHEESE + ACIDIC WHEAT = DISEASE. TOO ACIDIC
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funny
9y
Merry, we wish you! "DO, OR DO NOT... THERE IS NO TRY." - Yoda, StarWars.
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video
9y
REVENGE OF THE TURKEY
"I BELIEVE THE TURKEY THAT CAME KNOCKING ON MY DOOR, WAS THE SAME TURKEY WHO FRIGHTENED ME THAT TIME." - Turkey Karma Victim @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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christmas
9y
MERRY VEGAN FORCE BE WITH YOU - I AM YOUR FATHER CHRISTMAS.
I AM YOUR FATHER CHRISTMAS. @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Image Images Video
darthvegan
funny
9y
"I WAS BORN A FARM, MILKING COWS SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL"
BEING BORN SOMEWHERE, DOES NOT MAKE CALF-NAPPING & THEN PLAYING WITH MOM'S NIPPLES ANY LESS WIERD. Image HAVE YOU EVER MILKED A GIRAFFE? ......MILKED A DOG? ......MILKED A CAT? Image Image COWS ARE
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vegan
9y
YOUR MUMMA'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE CUT HER KNEE, BACON CAME OUT.
Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan Images
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funny
9y
NEVER ASK A VEGAN THIS QUESTION......!!!!!
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funny
9y
IT'S EASY, AND IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO.
@DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away.
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